Saturday, August 04, 2007

Fernando Alonso Is A Twat

I've always been a fan of Fernando Alonso. For the last few years he has been an excellent sportsman and a fabulous driver for Renault, deservedly winning the world championship twice.

This year he is driving for Mclaren along side Lewis Hamilton. It's obvious that they don't get on very well and Alonso is always saying that the team give Hamilton more support. Whatever, a bit of bickering won't hurt as long as it does not spill out onto the track.

However, this weekend is the Hungarian Grand Prix. Victoria and I have just finished watching the qualifying and what Alonso did prevents me from ever supporting him again, no matter how good he is.

In F1 qualifying the final laps, no, the final lap a driver does is usually the best. The car has been running for a while, the driver is in 'quick' mode. The last lap is when the best times are set.

Normally before the last lap the drivers dive into the pits for a new set of tyres. They then do a slower lap of the circuit and the lap time starts when the car crosses the start/finish line.

This afternoon in the pits, Alonso got his new tyres and Hamilton was queued behind him to get his tyres. They had to be quick as the qualifying session was about to end and if they did not start their quick lap before it did the lap would not count. Hamilton was fastest at this point and Alonso was second. Alonso got his tyres and the engineers gave him the go signal and.....he just sat there. For 9 seconds he sat there holding up Hamilton so that he would not get round the circuit in time to have his final lap. The team were shouting at him to go but he still waited.

Hamilton did not get his final lap because of this and Alonso has pole position. This is not the sort of thing we see in Formula 1. It's not football for god's sake.

Alonso is a cheating twat who should be kicked in the balls for being such a wanker. If he can't win by playing fair he should leave the team.

Luckily Ron Dennis, Mclaren boss, was very angry. I am hoping that he gives Alonso the ball kick he deserves.

Alonso, you are a tosser. I will never again cheer for you when you are successful and I hope many other people feel the same. I hope that after your contract with Mclaren ends they don't renew it and that no other team will have you. You were such a prick today that I hope that you have to move to America and drive Nascar just to keep racing.

UPDATE: Alonso has been demoted to 6th and the Mclaren team will score zero points for todays race. Zero points is VERY bad for Mclaren at this point in the season but at least the stewards at Hungary realised that Alonso needed punishing.

3 comments:

HotPhil said...

He is a stupidhead.

David Callaghan said...

What a dick!

Your photo of he makes him look a little like RIMMER from RED DWARF

Fernando Alonso said...

HE HAD IT COMING TO HIM!!!

I am the most important person in the team

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