Monday, March 31, 2008

'A Sadomasochistic Orgy With Several Prostitutes'

Oh dear oh dear. It looks like Max Mosley has been a naughty boy.

For those of you who don't know who this self important tosser is he is the head of the FIA, the Formula 1 governing body. He obviously hates F1 and was the ringleader in the 'fitting up' of Mclaren last year which cost them the constructors championship.

Apparently he has been 'taking part in a sadomasochistic orgy with several prostitutes which allegedly involved Nazi role-playing.'

I don't care if it is true or not, it has to be embarrassing and that is good enough for me. Anyway there are photo's and video stills and the can't be faked. ;-) Whatever, it will always be true in my universe and I hope this muppet finally retires. Even better, maybe he will not be able to deal with the shame and will hang himself. I am sure the devil will be pleased to get his hands on Mosley earlier than expected!!

Read more here with the original story available here.


Mosley has response is on the BBC News website here and it sounds like he is admitting it to me.


What a twat!!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Wisdom Of Alice part 9

Alice, sat in the back of the car, making polite small talk with Joseph, her 13 year old cousin.

"I don't poo in a nappy anymore, I poo in the toilet!"

Sunday, March 23, 2008


It snowed last night. Here in Dronfield we seem to get hit quite badly by snow so when we woke up this morning it was no surprise that there was quite a lot of the white stuff laying around.

Alice has seen snow before but there has never been enough for her to play in so it was with squeals of delight (Alice's, not mine) that we got dressed up warm and went out into the garden to enjoy the snow.

First thing I taught Alice how to make a snowball. She picked this up very easily but it all fell down when she tried to throw it as she really does throw like a girl. :-)

Next was the snowman. I have not built a snowman for about 25 years at least but it must be like riding a bike as the old magic was still there. After 20 minutes of rolling a couple of big snowballs we had the magnificent specimen you see in the picture here. I resisted the urge to pick up the body of the snowman and drop it on Alice's head as I used to do with my brother as she is only 3!

Anyway, we eventually got cold and wet and came inside for some Easter egg and to watch the Simpsons Movie. A morning well spent if you ask me. :-)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Formula 1 To Return To The BBC

I heard great news on Radio 4 driving into work this morning! Formula 1 is to return to the BBC from next year for at least 5 years!!!

This means no adverts every 5 minutes and hopefully the return of Fleetwood Mac's 'The Chain' as the theme tune!!!!

I love the BBC recently. I used to resent having to pay them a licence fee. Over recent years though I have been loving the BBC and if it means they have the F1 I am now even happier to pay my £110 (or however much it is) per year. As I pay Sky £25 per month to broadcast 900 channels of shit I think that paying the BBC £10 a month for 5 channels of quality plus Radio 4 and the best news website ever is a bargain!!

Well done to you all! Just make sure you keep Martin Brundle for the commentary!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Victoria and I watched Delia Smith's new TV show last night. It is just called 'Delia' and the idea is to show you how to cook quickly and easily.

I have never liked Delia Smith. She is very patronising (at one time showing how to cook toast) and I think she has horrible hands which would prevent me from eating anything she had ever touched. :-) I was also delighted when she was pissed and making a fool of herself on national TV at the Norwich football ground. Very funny.

However, Victoria and everyone who knows much more about cooking than I say she has very good tips and I have to admit I have enjoyed her recipes in the past.

So, the new show. Sounds just like Nigella Express doesn't it? Well it is a blatant rip off of Nigella Express. The difference here is that Delia is cooking crap.

I'm not saying that Nigella Express was Nigella Lawson's best work. Far from it, but at least you can imagine her taking short cuts and the recipes in the book were much better than the ones show on TV.

When I say Delia is cooking crap in her new show let me explain by telling you how she cooked her easy version of a Shepherds Pie.

Take some diced onions and carrots and fry in a pan. Once cooked add these to a bowl of freshly opened tinned cooked mince meat in some plastic looking gravy. Mix it all up and put it in a flat dish. Then, take the frozen mashed potato out of the freezer and distribute the discs of mashed spud over the top of the mince goop. Sprinkle pre-grated cheese on top and bake for 30 minutes.

Tinned cooked mince? Bleugh.

Another 'recipe' had her cooking posh oven chips and sprinkling some peppers on top and calling it a meal. Crazy!!!

This show is even shot like it was a Nigella Lawson show, with the same camera angles, music and false views into her every day life.

To be honest I think this is Delia Smith's last ditch attempt to jump on a band wagon that has long gone past. You could tell when she was trying to convince you that tinned mince was good that she did not believe it herself and was even possibly dying a little inside.

Final words? Crap show, crap cook, crap food!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Can Anyone Say 'Hypocrite'

The Catholic church today decided to update the original seven deadly sins to make them more applicable to modern society.

Included in this highly predictable list is 'Accumulating excessive wealth'.

Correct me if I am wrong (and I know I am not) but isn't the Catholic church the wealthiest organisation on the planet? Have they not amassed a vast amount of wealth with their regular collections very week in churches around the world, taking money from not only the well off but also from people who can barely afford to eat? Guilting them into handing over hard earned cash in an effort to get to heaven!

Another of the new sins says we should not 'Inflict Poverty'.

I saw a programme on Discovery or some similar channel about the effects of the Catholic church barring it's members from using contraception. There were people living in total poverty in Brazil. They were living in shacks in the shanty towns, whole families huddled together in one room. These people were all Catholic and as such were not allowed to use contraceptives. The result of this was that these already poor people were having 8 or 9 children. They could not feed them and many of them died. The ones that survived just added to the over crowding.

Does this not count as 'Inflicting Poverty'? Also, why are the Catholic church not spending all their not so hard earned cash on the poor?

Honestly, this sort of thing makes me want to puke. I do believe in God but I am really not a fan of religion, especially the Catholic church. I apologise to any offended Catholics but it is not you I don't like, it is the church you follow.

I just hope that these self-important frock wearing tossers have condemned themselves to hell with these 'new sins'.

Just as a little post-script to end my first and probably last post on religion, has anyone actually read the bible? I have. Every word. Apart from being REALLY boring it is sick. The god in the bible mainly burns people alive but also likes drowning them and strangely enough enjoys making them eat their own shit and drink their own piss. Just the deity to base a religion on!!

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