Strange Noises In The Night

At 4am this morning I was woken up by strange noises in the house. It sounded like a whooshing noise and like a tap being run really fast.

What could it be I wondered?

A burst pipe?

A flash flood?

Dirty burglars wanting to make a clean getaway?

Being a brave chap I decided to get up and investigate.

The noise was actually Victoria running a bath.

"What are you doing?" I enquired.

"The children all need a bath" she replied, reaching for the bubblebath.

She was convinced that our bedroom was full of dirty children who all needed a good soak in the tub. It took me a while to convince her that she was in fact sleepwalking but I eventually did and I escorted her back to bed.

This morning she had no recollection of this happening.

I have not known Victoria sleepwalk before but it was all very amusing. :-)


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