The Wisdom Of Alice part 8
Alice (To Victoria) : "I've got a pea stuck up my nose."
Victoria (Having a look) : "No you have not. It must have fallen out."
Alice (To Me) : "I've got a pea stuck up my nose."
Me (Having a look) : "I can't see anything. Are you sure?"
Alice (To Victoria) : "I HAVE got a pea stuck up my nose."
Victoria (Taking another look and spying some green) : "Blimey so you have!! What a silly girl!!"
Victoria the precedes to block the other nostril and tells Alice to blow. The pea is then expelled.
1 comments:
I'm amazed that the poor kid even eats peas. I used to hate garden peas (I'm still not that fond now - too much work chasing the bloody things round the plate). can't you feed your daughter some proper food like choc ice and chips?
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