The Wisdom Of Alice part 2

Alice: "My Bottom!!"

Me: "What's wrong with your bottom?"

Alice: "I can't find it!"

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The Author said…
Tell Alice that there will come a day (it happens to all girls) when her bottom is the main focus of her life...as in "does my bottom look big in this" ...even if women aren;t saying it, they're all thinking it...bootilicious!!
David Callaghan said…
Answering Yes to that question is stricktly frowned upon in my household

:D

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